theatre review: two unrelated plays by mamet

-It’s posted.
-Posted?
-Yes. My review posted.
-What review?
-Of David Mamet’s Two Unrelated Plays
-Your review…
-Has posted. Yes.
-Plays.
-That’s right. At the Kirk Douglas Theatre.
-Two plays at the Douglas…
-The Duck Variations and Keep Your Pantheon.
-Keep my pants on?
-Yes, your…
-Pantheon. I get it. Duck!
-Duck? (gets hit in the head)
-You poor bastard.

A Double-Dram of David