new column: a solution to high gas prices

I couldn't quite use the precise turn of phrase I wanted in proposing my solution to oil companies making obscene profits while us working stiffs pay through the nose (and other orifices) at the pump. The Front Page Online is an all-ages paper after all, and I completely respect that. But here in my blog, I'm under no limitations. Hence, my three-word solution to oil company exploitation: tax the motherfuckers. Read the full rant, include a detour into that bitter wasteland we call the primaries, here:

Gas Price Salvation, Or How to Play in the Little Leagues.

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