horton hears a racist?

Kareem Abdul-Jabbar believes that Horton Hears A Who is sexist, which, to his bizarre line of reasoning, also makes it racist. He's also convinced it's a greater evil than the war in Iraq and the sinking economy. You gotta be kidding, right? Nope; and that's the subject of this week's column over at The Front Page Online.

In other news, I've given in and staked a place for myself over at MySpace. All the cool kids are doing it and, who knows, maybe the darn thing will actually succeed in bringing more eyeballs to my work and those in my "network." Check out my profile here: http://www.myspace.com/the_recreational_nihilist